CHORUS (insert and repeat at will):
Cell Phone, cell phone, you’re GONE,
where did I put it, Looked everywhere, even next to the KITCHEN SINK!
Back pocket, front pocket, SO LONG,
Okay, slow down, relax…THINK!
I looked over here, looked OVER THERE,
how will I survive? Stay CALM,
where is that Timex I used to WEAR,
remembering those old days, ONCE UPON.
How will they reach ME,
guess they could leave a message on the LAND LINE.
I’ll have to WAIT ENDLESSLY,
’til I get home at NIGHT TIME!
All those appointments and TEXTING.
Somewhere that darn thing has got to be HIDING!
Life without a cell or iPhone can be so PERPLEXING.
I feel like a jockey at Santa Anita or Exhibition Park without a racehorse to be RIDING.
Isn’t technology today EXCITING!