As far as politics are concerned, let’s see what puns—or pun-ishment—is possible with a few choice words.
If the far left had formed the new government could it be that nothing would have worked out right? On the other hand, if the far right had formed the government could it have been that nothing would have been left?
However, one contends that if we pound away at the English language, an ounce of truth may manage to slip through. The irony behind all this gibberish is that the Americans who broke away from Britain in 1776 are still using the British Imperial system (Fahrenheit, pounds, miles, etc.) because it fits them to the tea. Rather taxing, don’t you think?
Leaving politics far behind, the following came to mind (or whatever remains) scribbling on a sheet of paper, while having a bite at a local mall’s food court.