There is Boston Bar, a chocolate bar, and a bar where one drinks. To become a lawyer you need to join the bar and could be disbarred from the bar if there are problems. If so, one could maintain a stiff upper lip, move to Boston Bar, go into the chocolate bar business, perhaps even get a franchise manufacturing Nanaimo bars. After that, solicit a practicing member of the bar, form a successful company, retire and everything will of course turn out ‘wunder-bar.’ And that’s a wrap.
In the old days, if a judge hitched up a horse and wagon and the wheels fell off, what would that constitute? A missed carriage of the justice.
Passenger to cab driver, “Are you taking me for a ride?” Driver, “Mac, would you like me to give you a tip?”
I’ve been watching too many old, great, grainy black and white DVDs of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. These lines popped out from ‘nowhere’, imagining a similar team – Tony and Gary.
GARY: Every time I look at a tree, I feel like such a sap!
TONY: Why, Gary?
GARY: I might open up a new branch!
TONY: So what’s the answer, Gary?
GARY: Turn over a new leaf, yuck, yuck, yuck.
TONY: That could be the root of the problem.
GARY: Hey, you the straight man and sometimes a “SINGER.”
TONY: “A SINGER”, what do you think I am, a sewing machine?!
GARY: I think I lost my thread.
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GARY: After that, Tony, I think we might have to find a new one?
What kind of batteries would be necessary to power a digital camera manufactured in Canada? Two “double eh’s”.